It’s Templar conspiracy time!

I haven’t flagged up any Templar conspiracies on the web for a while so here’s one.  OK – here we go!  The Templars were indulging in Kabbalistic sodomitical practices.  And they sought out a greater knowledge of the Kabbala – the Jewish mystical credo much beloved by Madonna (the singer, not the mother of Christ).  So they went on crusade, got their chain mail  hands on the Temple Mount and started digging.

Solomon was a ‘biblical magician king’ behind the Kabbala (no evidence provided in this conspiracy theory but please, continue believing).  The Templars were afraid of the muslims finding out more about the Kabbala so had to get to the Temple Mount and find the secrets first.   They tunneled under the Temple Mount and got what they wanted.  This included the Holy Grail which is not an object but a series of Kabbalistic secrets.

The Holy Grail is the secret that physical matter can be transformed through incantations of Hebrew codes.  This proves, among other things, that the planet is a living breathing conscious being.  To make this point, David Icke pops up in the video below – please refer to my earlier posts about this gentleman.  Anyway, the French knights Templar got their comeuppance for centuries of blood crusading and ‘ritualistic sodomy’ by being rounded up and tortured by the French king.  They confessed to their sexual practices and their black magic artifacts were confiscated – included dessicated heads called ‘baphomets’, through which the devil was conjured up to speak.

Some Templars escaped to Scotland and Malta.  The Maltese branch got to America before Columbus and went to Scotland as well, emerging their as Freemasons.  Organizations that can trace their roots back to the Kabbalistic Templars include the Ku Klux Klan!   One of their rituals was part-performed by Elizabeth II during her coronation in 1952.  All of which ‘proves’ that Prince William is the next King of the Kaballah.

Gosh – do people really believe this stuff.  Watch the video for yourself here:

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